Wouldja look @ THIS @ssbackwardness here --->

I finally make a seemingly solemn promise to STOP promising posts that I know Im NOT going to deliver when I say Im going to deliver em' and BAAAAAMMMMM...like clockwork, I end up churning out not one but two of them bad boys within the same damn week!!!

Mmmmm Hmmm...::Poppin my collar:: Told yall my mojo was comin back albeit slowly!!!

So...I went to see the apartment yesterday evening and swear it didn't even take me a hot two milliseconds to realize IT WAS NOT THE PLACE FOR ME!!!

A.) The door leading to the "separate entrance" the dude spent soooo much time boasting about in his ad looked like it was more suitable for a BEDROOM.

B.) The owner made zero effort to spruce the place up as I IMMEDIATELY noticed the sink, toilet, tub, refrigerator, stove, both bedroom walls and floors were all JUST filthy!!!

C.) The ceilings were sooooooo low that if I were another HALF inch taller, I'd have had to duck to get in/walk around up in that bitch.

D.) The "bedrooms" looked more like mini walk in closets.

E.) There weren't enough windows OR enough air.

F.) The place wreaked of curry powder.

G.) The owner wreaked of cigarette smoke...

And don't even get me started on the itty bitty/teeny weenie pieces of overly floral furniture that I can only ASSUME the LITTLES I MEAN ERRR previous tenants left behind.

Took everything in me not to turn to the owner and say *well...ask* "Dude...have you lost what's left of your right damn mind showing THIS place in THIS condition????"

I'm still in shock that he REALLY thought somebody (hell ANYBODY) might be moved to move in that rat hole to begin with.

So as he talked and tried to assure me that "the place would be good as new by Nov 1st", I smiled and nodded...Nodded and smiled...but knew there was no way in HELL he was gettin a call back!!!

Keepin' my fingers crossed that I won't run into too many more of these.

Oh AND I'm breaking the news to Mister tonite too!!!