13 Reasons they think I'm a Scrooge!
1. I don't put my Christmas tree up until the week before Christmas and I usually take that bad boy down a day (maybe 2 if I'm pushin' it) after December 25th.
2. I can't stand live Christmas trees...They have to be watered, you gotta sweep up pine needles (what seems like every five minutes) and despite what everybody else seems to think, I'm no fan of the way they smell either. Since we're on the subject of Christmas trees, I would love it if I could find one of these (preferably a 6-footer though):
3. My christmas tree lacks what the kids call "cool stuff" like musical lights, candy canes and matching garland/ornaments. **They trippin'...Whatever I can find from the year before AND the year before that is perfectly fine by me.**
4. I don't find anything beautiful or breathtaking about yard/lawn spaces or whole houses with all those outdoor decorations (i.e. an OVER abundance of lights, nativity sets, inflatable santas and etc.) <--- BIG.DAMN.DEAL!!!
5. I think Christmas songs suck and don't even get me started on that damn yule log TV program that comes on and stays on for hours EVERY year!
6. Despite warnings NOT to, I have stolen my son's joy/belief that some jolly/fat white dude is gonna come sliding down the chimney we don't even have with a big ole bag of gifts all because he's been such a good boy all year! Sorry you die hard Santa fans but my kid needs to know that everything he got, me and his daddy used our hard earned dollars to buy.
7. My thoughts on wrapping paper: ---> What's the point when all they're gonna do is tear the shit off anyway???
8. I don't have no problem allowing my children to open their presents WHILE I SLEEP...As a matter of fact, I encourage it. Hey...they can always thank me LATER!
9. I am always complaining that there's nothing on TV and I refuse classic movies like "Miracle on 34th Street" or "A Christmas Story".
10. I don't want any visitors at my house and I don't want to visit anyone else's house either. **If you ain't give a shit about havin' me over the other 364 days of the year then I'd rather we not pretend that Christmas is gonna make all the difference.
11. I don't open the Christmas cards I receive... **Shew...there's enough clutter in my life as it is.** I.DONT.NEED.NO.MORE!!
12. I always wait until the very last minute to Christmas shop and then complain about everything from the crowds I had to deal with to the lack of merchandise I had to choose from.
13. It's the one time a year that I do the most cryin' broke.
Shit it IS the one time a year that I USUALLY am.
- 2 MUCH FREE TIME
- 2007
- 2008
- A DAMN SHAME
- A NERVOUS WRECK
- A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS
- A WHOLE BUNCHA NOTHIN...
- AAARGGGHHH
- ABOUT ME
- ACCESS DENIED
- Adminstrative Professionals Day
- AGGRAVATION
- AIN'TCHU GOT SHIT ELSE TO DO?
- AINTCHU GOT SHYT ELSE TO DO?
- AM I OVERREACTING?
- ANOTHER 21 YEAR TO LIFE SENTENCE??
- ARE YOU FCKING KIDDIN' ME RIGHT NOW??
- ARE YOU SMARTER THAN 3rd GRADER?
- ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 2nd GRADER?
- ASSBACKWARDNESS
- AWWW DAYUUUUM
- BABY MAMAS
- BABY MAMAS AND THEIR DRAMAS
- BACK TO WORK
- BAD CREDIT
- BAD HABITS
- BE BACK TOMORROW
- BEBE'S KIDS
- BEHIND EVERY BITCH THERE'S A MAN THAT MADE HER THAT WAY
- BETTER YOU THAN ME
- big boy
- BIG MISTAKE
- BIG PHAT LOSER
- BIT BY THE BUG
- BITCHASSNESS
- BOO-BOO DA FOOL
- BOOOO
- BOY PLEASE
- BOYFRIENDS
- BOYS ARE WAY MORE INQUISITIVE
- BULLIES
- BULLSHYT SCALES
- BULLSHYT TAX RETURN
- BUMBOCLAAT
- BUNCH'A BASTIDS
- BUSY
- CAN I HELP YOU?
- CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES
- CAN'T WAIT TIL' FRIDAY
- CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
- CELEBRITY CRUSHES
- CHEAP BASTIDS
- CHEATING
- children
- CHILE PLEASE
- COME GET YOU SOME
- CONFESSIONS OF A DRAMA MAMA
- CONSEQUENCES
- CONSIDER YOURSELVES WARNED
- COULDA...WOULDA...SHOULDA
- CRAZY DREAMS
- CREEPY
- DA CLUB
- DA DEVIL
- DA FAM
- DA FUGG AM I WAITIN' FER??
- DA FUGG IS THAT SMELL?
- DA HEEBIE JEEBIES
- DA HELL DONE GOTTEN INTO Y'ALL??
- DASS SOME BOLLSHYT
- DEAD ASS WRONG
- DECISIONS
- DEFYING YOUR PARENTS
- DELURKING DAY
- DID YOU KNOW?
- DID YOU SAY WHAT I THINK YOU SAID?
- DIS SOME BOOLSHYT
- DISBELIEF
- DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO CARES?
- DOES THIS MEAN I SUCK?
- DOES THIS MEAN I'M BITTER?
- DOES THIS MEAN I'M LAME?
- DOES THIS MEAN I'M NOT ONE OF THE COOL PARENTS?
- DOIN' ME
- DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE
- DON'T JUST STAND THERE...DO SOMETHING
- DON'T PUT OFF TIL' TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN DO TODAY
- DON'TCHU GOT SHYT ELSE TO DO?
- Dreams
- DROPPIN' IT LIKE IT'S NOT
- DUH
- DUMB SHYT 101
- EASY STREET
- EAT BITCH
- EXCITEMENT
- EXPERIENCE REQUIRED
- FAJITA TITS
- FASHION
- FAST FOOD SUCKS
- FILL IN THE BLANK FRI.
- FLASHBACKS
- FRESH MEAT
- Friday
- FRIENDS TIL THE END
- FROM BAD TO WORSE
- FUCK KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?
- FUCKERY
- FUGG A VOWEL...BUY A CLUE
- FUGGEDABOUTIT
- FUN TIMES
- Funny
- FYI
- GET IN WHERE YOU FIT IN
- GETTIN IT 2GETHER
- GETTIN MY GET RIGHT ON
- GHETTOFABULOUSNESS
- GO SEE THE DOCTOR
- GOOD GOOGA MOOGA
- GOOD NEWS
- GOSSIP
- GROW DA FUGG UP
- GROW UP
- GROWIN UP
- GROWIN' PAINS
- GROWN ASS MESS
- GTFOH
- GUILT
- HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
- HAPPY HOLIDAYS
- HAPPY NEW YEAR
- HARDHEADED MO'FO's
- HAVE I NO SHAME?
- HAVING YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TO
- HE'S ARRIVED
- HEADACHES
- HEATWAVE
- HERE I GO AGAIN
- HERE THERE AND EVERYWHERE
- HOLLA ATCHA GIRL
- HOT ASS MESS
- HOW
- HOW DID WE GET HERE
- HOW DID WE GET HERE?
- HOW DO I LOVE THEE?? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS...
- HUMILIATION
- Humor
- HUMP DAY
- I AIN'T ABLE
- I AIN'T MAD AT THAT
- I CAN'T DEAL
- I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT
- I DON'T DO MORNINGS
- I DON'T FEEL THE APPRECIATION
- I DON'T THINK SO
- I FEEL GOOD
- I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE
- I HATE MONDAY
- I HATE SUPERBOWL SUNDAY
- I JUST DON'T GET IT
- I NEED TO BE SHAMED
- I O U AN ASS WHIPPIN'
- I SHO' CAN ATTRACT EM'
- I THOUGHT ONE HAND WAS SUPPOSED TO WASH THE OTHER
- I'D SHO' LIKE TO HIT IT
- I'M ANNOYED
- I'M JUST SAYIN'
- I'M NOT HAPPY
- I'M NOT HAPPY PEOPLE...NOT HAPPY
- I'M SOOO NOT READY
- I'M TIGHT
- I'VE GOT A SECRET ADMIRER
- I'VE GOT NOTHING
- IBTC
- IDGAF
- IF YA DON'T KNOW...NOW YA KNOW
- IMAGINE THAT
- IMPROVEMENT
- INCREASE MY ARSE
- INDECENT PROPOSAL
- INFIDELITY
- INSOMNIA
- IS IT MONDAY ALREADY???
- IT IS MORE THAN JUST SEX
- IT IS WHAT IT IS
- IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN
- IT'S ALL FUN N' GAMES TIL YOU HAVE A BABY
- IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
- IT'S NOT HAP'NIN
- IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS
- JAYDEN
- JAYDEN'S DAD
- JUNK FOOD JUNKIE
- JUST BECAUSE
- JUST DO IT
- JUST MY LUCK
- JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
- JUST SAY NO
- JUST SAY NO TO SLACKING
- KARMA IS A BITCH
- KEEPIN' IT REAL
- KIDS
- KIDS...YA GOTTA LOVE EM
- KUDOS TO GOOD SAMARITANS
- LEEME LONE
- LESSONS LEARNED
- LET US PRAY
- LIKE TO HEAR IT...HERE IT GO
- LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA
- LOVIN' THIS GRUB
- MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE
- MALE VS. FEMALE
- MAMA SAID THERE'D BE DAYS LIKE THIS
- MAN DOWN
- MAN UP
- MASS TRANSIT SUCKS
- MEME MADNESS
- MERRY CHRISTMAS
- MI FAMILIA
- MONDAY AGAIN
- MOVIES
- MUSIC
- MY BAD BRUH
- MY DIRTY LIL SECRET
- MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK
- MY GRANDSON
- NO MONEY MO' PROBLEMS
- NO TAG BACKS
- NO THANKS
- NOT A GOOD LOOK
- NOT AGAIN
- NOT HAPPY
- NOT I SAID MS. BEHAVING
- NOT SO BAD AFTERALL???
- OFFICE RANT
- OH HELL NO
- OH HELLZ NO...
- OH MY EYES
- OH NO HE DIDN'T
- OH NO SHE DIDN'T
- OH WORD?
- OLE NASTY ASS
- OLE' STANKY DANK
- ONE FOR THE WTF FILES
- ONE SHOT DEALS
- OOH LA LA
- OUT WITH THE OLD...IN WITH THE NEW
- OVERREACTING AM I?
- PAMPERING
- PARENTING 101
- PARTY TIME
- PARTY'S OVA
- PERVS 101
- PERVS SUCK
- PHATTY GURL ISSUES
- PHOTO POST
- PLAYIN' CATCHUP
- PRE-TEENS
- PROCRASTINATION
- PROCRASTINATION IS A MUH FUGGA
- PSA
- PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
- PUTTIN' IT OUT THERE
- QUESTION OF THE WEEK
- RAMBLING
- RAMBLING AT RANDOM
- RANDOM QUESTION(S)
- RANDOMNESS
- RANTING
- REBELLION
- REGRET
- RELATIONSHIPS
- RESPONSIBILITIES
- ROOM TO BREATHE
- S'NOT A GAME
- SAD BUT TRUE
- SALES
- SAY A LIL' PRAYER FOR ME
- SAY IT AIN'T SO
- SCHOOL
- SEASONS GREETINGS
- SENIOR MOMENT
- SHAME ON DAMN ME
- SHAME ON ME
- SHE BOUT TO DRIVE ME TO DRANK
- SHE'S AT IT AGAIN
- SHENANIGANS
- SHOULD BE A CRIME
- SITCHO ASS DOWN
- SKINNY BITCHEZ ARE EVIL
- Sleep
- SMOTHERLY INSTINCTS
- SO I'VE BEEN THINKIN
- SO NOT READY
- SO NOT SEXY
- SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
- SO YOU WANNA BE STARTIN' SOMETHIN
- SO...I WAS THINKIN'...
- SOMEBODY LIED 2 YOU
- SOMEONE PLEASE CALL 911
- SOMETHIN' AIN'T RIGHT
- SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN'...SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN' JUST AIN'T RIGHT
- SOMETHIN' TO DO
- SOMETHING...NOTHING...AND EVERYTHING ELSE
- SORRY OBAMA
- SPLURGIN'
- STALKERISH TENDENCIES
- STEPPIN' MY GAME UP
- STFO
- STFU
- STINKY LADY
- STOP IN THE NAME OF BLOGGER
- STR8 DUMB SHYT
- STRESS
- SUGAR SPICE N' EVERYTHING NICE
- TAG HAPPY
- TAGGED
- TAKIN' ADVANTAGE
- TEENAGERS
- TEENAGERS SUCK
- TELL ME HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BREATH WITH NO AIR
- TELL ME SOMETHIN GOOD
- TELL US WHAT YOU THINK
- TEMPTATION
- TESTING THE WATERS
- TGIF
- THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY
- THANKS BUT NO THANKS
- THAT'S A DAMN SHAME
- THAT'S A GOOD LOOK
- THAT'S A NO-NO
- THAT'S SOME BOOLSHYT
- THAT'S TERRIBLE
- THAT'S WASSUP
- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT
- THE BUCK STOPS HERE
- THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
- THE END OF THE ROAD
- THE FAM
- THE IDLE MIND
- THE LAST STRAW
- THE NEW ADDITION
- THE PERFECT MATE
- THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS
- THE TERRORISTS ARE WINNING
- THE TRUTH ABOUT MS. HIGH N' MIGHTY
- THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH
- THEY MAKIN' ME CRAZY
- THINGS ARE LOOKIN' UP
- THINGS THAT MAKE YA GO HMMM
- THINKING OUT LOUD
- THIS IS MY CONFESSION
- THIS iS WHY I'M HOT...
- THIS JUST IN
- THIS SUCKS
- THIS THAT AND THE THIRD
- Thoughts
- TMI
- TOE' UP FROM THE FLO' UP
- TOO MUCH FREE DAMN TIME
- TOO MUCH FREE TIME
- TOO MUCH INFORMATION
- TRAGEDY
- TV
- UGGHH
- UNDER THE WEATHER
- WAH DI RAAS A GWAN???
- WATCH OUT THERE NOW
- WE HAVE GOT TO DO BETTER
- WEDNESDAY'S SUCK
- WEEKEND PLANS
- WEEKEND WISHES
- WEEKEND WRAPUP
- WEIGHT GAIN
- Weird Dreams
- WEIRDO MAGNET
- WHAT HAPPENED...YOU CAN'T TAKE A HINT?
- WHAT I'Z GONE DO?
- WHAT IF
- WHAT PART DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
- WHAT TO DO
- WHAT TO SAY
- WHAT WOULD YOU DO??
- WHAT WOULD YOU DO?? DOES THIS MEAN I SUCK?
- WHAT'S GOIN ON
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
- WHATCHU TALKIN' BOUT BABY???
- WHATCHU TALKIN' BOUT DOC??
- WHATCHU TALKIN' BOUT SON??
- WHEN GOOD KIDS GO BAD
- WHEN GOOD SEX GOES BAD
- WHEN WILL I LEARN
- WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
- WHERE DID THE WEEKEND GO?
- WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE?
- WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?
- WHERE HAS THE WEEKEND GONE???
- WHERE IS THE LOVE
- WHERE OH WHERE HAS MY BLOG MOJO GONE?
- WHO ARE U AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MS. BEHAVING??
- WHO ME?
- WHO WOULD YOU DO?
- WHO'DA THUNK IT?
- WHOSE BAD?
- WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS ANYWAY?
- WHY
- WHY ME??
- WHY YOU ALL IN MY GRILL?
- WHY?
- WISHFUL THINKING
- WTF
- WTF FILES
- WTF MOMENT
- WTF MOMENTS
- WTF??
- Y'ALL SUCK
- YEAH...OKAY
- YOO HOO...I SEE YOU
- YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET
- YOU CAN GET IT
- YOU DECIDE
- YOU DONE LOST WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR RIGHT DAMN MIND
- YOU NEED A HUG
- YOU NEED TO BE ASHAMED
- YOU'RE IT
- YOUR IDEAL MAN/WOMAN
9 Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest:
6. Despite warnings NOT to, I have stolen my son's joy/belief that some jolly/fat white dude is gonna come sliding down the chimney we don't even have with a big ole bag of gifts all because he's been such a good boy all year! Sorry you die hard Santa fans but my kid needs to know that everything he got, me and his daddy used our hard earned dollars to buy.
You must know my mama personally. She was NOT into letting some fat white guy steal all the credit. I knew from EARLY on that it was my mama who was buying me gifts. I never got that twisted and I can't say my childhood was ruined because of it.
6. Despite warnings NOT to, I have stolen my son's joy/belief that some jolly/fat white dude is gonna come sliding down the chimney we don't even have with a big ole bag of gifts all because he's been such a good boy all year! Sorry you die hard Santa fans but my kid needs to know that everything he got, me and his daddy used our hard earned dollars to buy.
YOU BETTA SAY THAT! LOL My parents were PISSED that we didn't let our kids believe in Santa. NERP! Not over here! LOL. My kids are STILL happy @ Christmas time.
"I can't stand live Christmas trees...They have to be watered, you gotta sweep up pine needles (what seems like every five minutes) and despite what everybody else seems to think, I'm no fan of the way they smell either."
Love the candor and honesty luv. Ya can't beat that. And I think they've got that tree in that form in six feet too somewhere here in Northern Va! -lol-
Aww, you're cold about that wrapping paper. I guess it's the kid in me. I love seeing someone unwrap that paper and be surprised to see what I got them. It's priceless!
Can't knock your hustle on #6. Hey, they'll find out eventually on their own so you might as well get it out of the way.
And with all of these great points, I'm surprised that you actually get out to do shopping. No online shopping luv? Cya Ms Behaving. :-)
I'm gonna go ahead & say I'm appalled by this post!!! APPALLED!! I LOVE CHRISTMAS!! I'M GONNA MAKE UP FOR YOU W/MY KIDS!!! LOLOL
They think you're a Scrooge! I think you're a Scrooge! Get it together!!! *singing*
It's the most wonderful time of the year... with the kids jinglebelling and everyone telling you be of good cheer!!!
Scrooge ain't the word for you. lol I don't like live christmas tress either. They make too much mess.
But I do like decorating the tree. Every year I have a different colour scheme. I remember when Meems was born her 1st christmas was all pink. I was surprised at how many pink decoration there were.
I take great pride in wrapping presents. It's sad I know, cause the kids just rip it to shreds.
Yeah I'm a last minute christmas shopper as well. I'm gonna try and do my shopping this weekend. Hopefully I can get everyone covered in one go.
LOL @ that Christmas tree.
I plan on putting my tree up this weekend.
I'm a last minute shopper too. Last yr I bought ton of presents on Christmas Eve. I'm going to do better this year.
Hello Ms. Behavin,
I was a lurker for a long time, but after reading this post, I had to comment! I can't agree more with numbers 2,3, 10 & 11!!!! LOL
@A.Smith -- EXACTLY!
@Adrienne -- And that's all that matters right?!?!?!
@Luke -- Do they...REALLY???? LOL
@Jameil -- LOLOLOLOLOL!
@Rashan -- There will be nooooo christmas caroling in my comment section...thank.you.very.much!!
@Boredntalkative -- Good luck with that...
@thoughtsofasoutherngal -- that's what I've been telling myself for yeeeears now. *sigh*
Heeeeeeey @Ms. Miyah -- Glad you came out of lurkdom AND, that we see eye to eye on A LOT!!! LOL
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